https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/getting-started/2026-10-06T01:48:00Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/4d94f410-0f70-464c-8482-d436ea0c93be.jpgGetting StartedFirst-hour plan for Steal an Egg for Squishy Dumplings: one safe steal, a hatch that pays, then treadmill Speed before rare nests. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/how-to-steal/2026-10-06T01:48:00Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/1bb0aff5-c2f4-4df5-8f96-3ef1b29cf41d_med.jpgHow to Steal EggsApproach, grab, and get home in Steal an Egg for Squishy Dumplings without handing the egg back to the Squishy. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/speed-training/2026-10-06T01:48:00Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/12bb204d-70c8-47ff-a79d-20116a4d297a_med.jpgSpeed TrainingUse the plot treadmill to raise Speed so escapes, six-player contests, and Update 5 zones stop deleting your eggs. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/make-money/2026-10-06T01:48:00Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/1bb0aff5-c2f4-4df5-8f96-3ef1b29cf41d_med.jpgHow to Make MoneyTurn finished steals into passive Squishy income, then into the next treadmill or plot buy. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/sizes/2026-10-06T01:48:00Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/12bb204d-70c8-47ff-a79d-20116a4d297a_med.jpgSizesRead egg and Squishy size as both income and chase cost, and farm the largest step you can actually finish. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/base-upgrades/2026-10-06T01:47:54Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/4d94f410-0f70-464c-8482-d436ea0c93be.jpgBase and Treadmill UpgradesOrder plot income against treadmill Speed so each steal becomes a permanent upgrade. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/controls/2026-10-06T01:47:54Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/4d94f410-0f70-464c-8482-d436ea0c93be.jpgControlsMovement, camera, and the steal prompt on desktop, mobile, tablet, and console, without a fake keymap. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/update-4-keep-audit/2026-10-06T01:47:54Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/4d94f410-0f70-464c-8482-d436ea0c93be.jpgUpdate 4 Keep AuditRe-rank keeps after the September 26, 2026 New Eggs + Squishes pool so launch-week Squishies are not still occupying the plot. https://stealaneggforsquishydumplings-wiki.wiki/guides/update-5-zones/2026-10-06T01:47:54Zhttps://i.f-image.com/images/4d94f410-0f70-464c-8482-d436ea0c93be.jpgUpdate 5 ZonesScout Update 5 spaces, buy Speed margin, and only then farm the new nests. Zone names and a separate ship date are not published here.